[Scene:

a nervous-looking older man meets with a snake people in a darkened alley.]
Snake People:

what's the target?
Man:

I don't know if I want to do this.
Snake People:

people don't come to us until they've made up their minds.
Man:

Alright. Styrofoam cups.
Snake People:

Six months and they're gone.
Man:

Can snake people really kill styrofoam cups?
Snake People:

we can kill anything, but not cheaply.
Man:

I can pay. I work for a plasti-
Snake People:

I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start.
Man:

Al..alright.
Snake People:

It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again.
Man:

I understand. It has to be done.
Snake People:

Then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void.
Man:

Thank..thank you.
Snake People:

We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy.

thegenderbuneary:
Reblog if you’re a girl who plays magic, support girls who play magic or are 300 booster packs stuffed in a onesie
*sweats nervously*

(Source: ithelpstodream)

cleolinda:

*redwine scaryface credits*
BORRRRRRRK

(Source: entree-humain)

jkefka:

isitis:
ironbite4:
midnightsdetective:
Idris Elba about his company’s name
YOU’RE AN EVIL EVIL MAN IDRIS!
Don’t care how many times I reblog this. Instant reblog!
This man is insane and magnificent.

omgthatdress:

Being able to wear a cape even half as well as Janelle Monae is something we should all aspire to.

ursulavernon:

“Makes love like a Siren” has got to be the worst tag-line ever.
“Hey, baby, let me slip into something more comfortable…and begin singing hypnotically until you crash your ship on the rocks and I can pick the flesh from your shipwrecked bones. Boner. Whatever, I’m bad at this.”

(Source: reginaldjuice)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mamalalonde:
when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when inexplicable crap like this represents a specific feeling in your soul

(Source: gamegrrl)

bace-jeleren:

To some people you’re an NPC
To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.